This is so weird you guys, I just accidentally got an email from Johnny Depp!
DATE: Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:52 AM
SUBJECT: RE: bracelets
Dear sir, I am inquiring on my recent order of bracelets from your online store. I was very pleased with the order of 24 bracelets that I had previously purchased and would like the shipping information of my current order so I can estimate when my additional bracelets will arrive. I also anticipate ordering more bracelets in the future. Bracelets.
Crazy, right? I hadn’t even noticed that he liked bracelets so much in the first place!